Thursday, March 19, 2009
Picketpockets take a flying elbow to the ribcage!
My wife was following behind me as we walked peacefully. I jostled through a slighly busier section when suddenly BAM, my wife throws her elbow into this guy's chest and starts yelling at him. She saw him reach into my pocket and before he could pull anything out she intercepted him.
My wife the superhero. Since the name "Wonder-Woman" is already taken, I'm now going to refer to her as "Great-Girl".
Apparently what happens in the market is a group of guys will swarm you so that you are crowded on all sides, and while you are distracted one of them will pick your pocket. (but not with Great-Girl on the lookout .... KA-POW)
Monday, March 16, 2009
When slow is better than fast
I don't think I would recommend that, as the appeal of Africa is less about it's sights, and more about it's culture.
Since we arrived in Togo a few days ago, we have been taking it very slow and soaking it all in, which is a much better way to go. It takes time to get to know the people. So, that is when slow is better than fast.
On the other hand, internet connections are painfully slow. Add that to the fact the keyboards here in Togo use a different layout (AZERTY vs QWERTY), and typing out a simple blog post becomes quite a painfull affair. This itty bitty post you are reading just took me 30 minutes to write... meanwhile I think my lunch isn't agreeing with me so I gotta jet!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Africa: Things I remembered, things I forgot
As soon as we arrived, it all seemed eerily familiar, the sights, the sounds, the places and the people. I've fallen quickly back into negotiating for price, finding my way around what is truly a massive maze of a transit network with taxis and Tro-Tros, eating foufou & and reducing my sense of self-preservation while adapting to the bonkers driving techniques of taxi drivers.
One thing that I had forgotten that quickly came back was the smells. Things generally smell quite different here, not bad (usually), just different. The dirt and trees and water and buildings all just have a bit of a distinct scent that I had completely forgotten.
We picked up a cell phone for roughly $40, and then put on $8 is phone credit to use for texting, which should do fine for us for must of the trip. (BTW: Feel free to text us at 233-2400-46347). What a great deal... and this is in Africa of all places. And all I have to do to check my unused credit is text *241# and it immediately tells me my remaining balance! Rogers... you've got some learning to do.
PS: One of our relatives that will remain unnamed sent us the following txt: "Love you too smo glad you are vddejl wel5 6 ok igive vp". Glad to see somebody try to break away from their comfort zone just to get a hold of us, that's true love :)
Friday, February 13, 2009
Don't clean your lint tray
I used to be an apartment dweller, and there was a sign at the dryers in the basement that said"Empty the lint tray when load is done!!!"Seems like the courteous and fair thing to do, empty out the lint you made. (The triple exclamation marks emphasized just how important an issue this was ... made me feel like there was a cop watching me when I did the laundry)
The problem is, not everybody does it. When a courteous person arrives at a dryer where the lint HASN'T been emptied, then they have to empty it twice, once for the guy before them, and once for themselves.
The only people this system words for is the guys who don't empty their own lint tray. That doesn't seem very fair to me.
We should all come together and agree that NOBODY empties their own lint tray, just empty it when you arrive. That way, everybody only has to empty the lint tray once.
The guys who don't empty the lint tray only have themselves to blame when they get lint-filled laundry.
Who's with me?
Also applies to:
- Milk bags
- Toilet seats in a men only environment, such as a dorm.
- Dishes
- Golf turf divets
- Garbage on tables in fast food restaurants
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Al Gore's desk is messier (more messy?) than mine

And here i thought my desk was a mess ... I've got nothing on Al Gore. A lot of trees have been killed in those reports on his desk ... all for the greater good I'm sure.
At least he looks like he's working hard to save the plantet...
New Mac User - Day 398 - The "dock" just isn't doing it for me
I suppose it's more like, one year later now...
Topic: The Mac "Dock"
It's the one thing that right away, when windows users look at, they say "what the heck is that?".
It's Mac's equivalent to Windows taskbar, and it works a bit differently. The Mac universe seems to love this thing ... I don't really understand why.
First, the good:
- I really like that when I want to open up a certain app (say, firefox or iphoto), the button that opens it, whether it's open or not, is always in the same spot. Very handy (whereas in windows, apps resort themselves on the taskbar whenever they get opened.)
- The doc takes up way to much screen real estate, especially on modern widescreens. It may have made sense with the traditional screen aspect ratio, but it doesn't on my little macbook pro screen (even worse on a macbook). GAH.
- Windows can only be resized by clicking the bottom right hand corner of them... but sometimes large windows get stuck BEHIND the dock and I cant get at the re-size button without accidentally opening another application. ARGH.
- Minimizing windows to the doc is pointless because unlike the windows taskbar, you can't clearly see what the minimized application is, it's too small. BLECK
As a result, I don't ever minimize these days, I just let my desktop get all cluttered up and find my apps with expose (which, is super handy BTW) - The dock get's really confused when the same app has multiple windows associated with it. My biggest pet peeve is with firefox. Lets say you downloaded something at somepoint in the day, and you have minimized your firefox window. Later on in the day, click on firefox on the dock and it opens up your list of downloaded files, with firefox itself nowhere to be found. I click like mad on the firefox button, and nothing pops up but this silly download list (until I close the download list). YAR.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Paris Hilton ruined my planet
Imagine how hard it would be to stick to a budget in a store with no prices. Well, that's pretty much how we buy electricity today.from the Official Google Blog: Power to the people
Apparently Google is going to work towards making the information from power "Smart Meters" (Not installed in MY home yet) easily available. So you waste less money. So you pollute less. So you save the planet!
For example, lets say somehow I get sucked into watching "Paris Hilton's Best Friend Forever" reality TV show. Google could help me understand that not only did I completely botch 1/2 an hour of my precious life, but I spent $32.6 cents in energy that I could have used to buy organic carrots instead of plunging our planet further into a carbon death spiral.

Groovy. Now if only Google could tell me how much I'm spending on my cell phone bill before it shows up on my doorstep...
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Free cable TV legally
- Battlestar Galactica (dumb name, great show)
- Lost (Has a great "mythology" and some of the best fiction writing ever)
- Heroes (about to fall off my list... it was pretty bad last season)
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Zero gravity would make me happy
Well, Rick Mercer reminds us exactly why we had that childhood fantasy. Rick does a zero gravity flight, and by the look on his face it looks like the most fun thing ever.
Seriously, have you ever seen ANY grown man look like he is having as much fun as this guy?
I'm so jealous.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Welcome to Winter
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
iPhone-ish Blackberry revealed prematuraly ... in a bad way
Today the first ever Blackberry Thunder video was leaked on youtube, showing how it works. It is indeed very "iPhone-ish". Some guy with a really annoying voice has a turtle neck pulled up around his face to conceal his identity (poorly). Skip directly to minute 2:55 to see the Blackberry Thunder portion of the video.
Normally, this kind of pre-exposure can actually fuel the hunger for this type of device as it circulates wildly around the internet.
However, this problem is, the introducation of this phone comes not with excitement and praise, but with the words: "I don't like it".
Ouch, RIM has to find some way to counter this bad PR and fast. The intro to the iPhone was like a shock and awe campaign, while RIM gets "I don't like it".
Listen up RIM, your phone may not be ready yet, but you've got to hold a press conference on this thing pronto with a bit of fanfare before the words "I don't like it" become the primary marketing slogan for your phone!
Monday, September 08, 2008
I found a Facebook security hole... sort of
The other day I mysteriously started receiving these really bizarre text messages on my phone along the lines of the following:
Facebook msg from Jimmy-Joe Bobkins
(Espanola High School)
Subj: hey
"yo homeslice
tried calling you
maybe your out with the boy :D
haha"
"Wierd" I thought. I chalked it up to some dude in Mexico trying to send out mass txt messages to see who would reply so he could scam them. I ignored it.
The next day the messages continued with content like:
"sooo anyways preetty bored , wondering what you were up to, anywayss call
me, lover"
"Umm not that i no of"
"Umm perhaps"
"Lmao"
"sorry"
"Haha no"
Clearly there was some sort of conversation going on there that I was not a part of... but somehow was landing on my phone. What the heck was going on?
I looked up Espanola high school and lo and behold, it wasn't in Mexico at all but rather in a nearby little town. Why would a mass txt message spammer/phisher be based out of Espanola?
Then it hit me, I moved recently and had signed up for a new phone number. I must be getting these facebook messages from whomever had this phone number before me!
Then I realized that if somebody got MY old cell phone number, they would be receiving MY facebook messages!
I quickly logged onto facebook, and changed my profile to update my cell phone number for forwarding txt messages. That should stop somebody else from getting my txt messages. I think it will also stop me from getting these mystery text messages, because I could no longer get the second half of messages when I replied with 'n' to get the remainder of truncated messages.
So, if you use facebook and you change cell numbers, lookout, somebody might be reading your mail!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Cool "who won the olympics" widget
The results seem to come up a bit different than mine, so I don't know what's up with that, but it's pretty cool.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Olympic medals per capita
Canada sits at either 19th or 14th place, depending on if you think the rank is by the number of medals, or the number of gold medals.
Well, this doesn't seem exactly fair to me, as the US has 10x the population of Canada, and China has nearly 20% of the world's population!
So, I decided to waste a significant portion of my afternoon to determine who won when we consider the population of the country. So, I looked up all the medal rankings and the population of all the countries, and used "medals per 100M people" as my metric.
If you're a sucker for detail, the full results can be found here, but I will try to summarize them.
The results are as follows (Out of 87 Countries that won at least 1 medal):
1. Bahamas - 604 medals per 100M people
2. Iceland - 331
3. Slovenia - 248
4. New Zealand - 218
5 Norway - 216
6. Australia - 215
7. Cuba - 210
8. Armenia - 199
9. Belarus - 195
10. Estonia - 151
35. Canada - 54
36. Russia - 50
45. USA - 45
68. China - 7.5
87. India - 0.3 (Out of 87 countries that won a medal)
So, for Canada there is some good news/bad news here. Overall, we actually rank WORSE on a per capita basis, but we did beat the top three countries of USA, China and Russia, so that's kind of nice.
But wait a minute here, the Bahamas, Iceland and Slovenia won the olympics?! Bahamas and Iceland have populations of just over 300,000, but won 2 and 1 medals respectively. These small populations kind of throw the statistics off a bit.
So, lets say to "qualify" to be in the top ranking group, you have to win at least 5 medals.
The ranking then change slightly (Out of 41 countries that won at least 5 medals):
1. Slovenia - 248
2. New Zealand - 218
3 Norway - 216
4. Australia - 215
5. Cuba - 210
6. Armenia - 199
7. Belarus - 195
8. Georgia - 129
9. Denmark - 128
10. Croatia - 111
25. Canada - 54
26. Russia - 50
31. USA - 45
39. China - 7.5
A few interesting things to note:
- I thought Canada might do better on a per-capita basis, we actually do worse. In the end we are somewhere in the top third.
- China is almost dead last on a per capita basis.
- Georgia, which is currently in a state of quasi-war, managed to still be one of the best performing countries.
- Slovenia is a tiny country of just over 2M people that managed to pull off 5 medals. Kudos.
- Of the top 20 countires, all but Australia (21M), Cuba (11M) and Belarus (9M) have a population under 5.5M.
- Cuba beat the USA. That's funny to me.
After going through this, it got me thinking, what other insteresting ways might there be to determine who "won" the olympics?
- Break the countries into divisions based on population. (I.e. "heavyweight" division would include China, India, USA, Russia, etc..., "Middle weight" would include Canada, Netherlands, Malaysia, Australia, etc... "Lightweight" would include Iceland, Slovenia, Bahamas, etc...)
- Who won on a medal-per-GDP basis?
- What's the per capita ranking of the G8
- To account for the amount of "summerness" that each country has , what is the per capita ranking when grouped by distance from the equator?
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Mac + Vista + Parallels + Bootcamp + Virtual Machine ... Just don't do it
However, I do need some windows apps on a fairly regular basis, so I decided to load Windows on as well. There are a few options available to those who want to run windows on a Mac:
- Use Max "Leopard's" built in "Boot-camp" feature that lets you boot into Windows. This feature is fairly solid, as it gives you a reliable version of windows that uses the full power of your Mac's hardware. The obvious downfall is that you don't have access to your Mac applications unless you reboot into the Mac OS. ALSO, you can't install Windows XP if it's only service pack 1. Bummer, because that's what I had a disk for.
- Use a program like parallels or fusion to create a "virtual PC" and run windows. While running your Mac. This is great because you can run everything at once. The downside is that your computer takes a bit of a performance hit, particularly since you have to "allocate" a certain portion of your RAM and video ram to the windows partition. So if you're running Vista, unless you have at least 2 GB of RAM, you're going to feel the pain. You can also run ANY version of windows, even windows 95 or DOS if you feel particularly nostalgic. Also, unlike boot-camp, you don't have to repartition a portion of your hard drive and allocate it to windows.
- Parallels has a feature where you can use Boot-camp AND a virtual machine, so that you can run a version of windows while running your mac, OR if you want to go full speed, then you can ALSO run the same image of windows in Boot-camp. Presumably, this would give you the best of both worlds.
I was wrong.
The reality is, you lose a lot of the benefits of a virtual machine when you do it off of a boot-camp image, such as being able to "pause" the VM, take "snapshots" of the VM (easy backup), being able to "hard reboot" windows and sharing the same files on the desktop and "My documents folders".
So, when Vista would crash or freeze or slow down or run out of video memory (which would be fairly frequently), it would bring the Mac down with it, and I could reboot my mac. ARG! All the benefits of windows, but all it's problems too! This is accentuated by the fact that VISTA is a memory hog, so to try and get it to run better, you have to give it more RAM, which in turn makes your Mac run slower.
Another problem is that if Windows crashes in VM mode, then you can't reboot it in boot-camp mode, and vice versa. You have to reboot it in the mode that it crashed, then turn it off again and reboot to go into the mode you wanted.
My final solution: I'm going to keep running vista, because it's kind of nifty and apparently it's the "future", but only in boot camp mode. If I come across any processor hungry apps (games maybe?) that require windows, then I'll boot into Boot-camp Vista.
I will run my copy of windows XP in VM mode only. It's less of a memory hog so I shouldn't see too much of a hit on my system performance, and I'll be able to run all of my windows apps while in my Mac.
My biggest problem with this solution is that I'm going to have to install all my applications twice. This will be a problem for any apps that have single computer validated license keys (such as business versions of MS Office).
I'll let you know how it goes.
An interesting note: I started installing XP when I started writing this article, and it just finished now. That took about a quarter of the time it normally takes to install XP on a PC!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
New Mac User: Day 1
The Good
- An amoeba could set up a wireless network connection
- It's shiny
- Mac's way of selecting from all your open windows (expose) is WAY better than Vista's fancy but useless cascading windows feature
- Really easy to set up my bluetooth devices
- Configuring the system is fun and straightforward (there's no "Apply" button)
- Built in apps are much much much better than their built in windows equivalents (mail vs. outlook express, itunes vs. media player, imovie vs. movie maker, iphoto vs. windows file system, dashboard vs. MS widgits, spotight vs. buried search)
- Macs extra apps are nifty (garageband & photobooth are fun, calendar can import web calendars, time machine is much more than a "backup" program)
- Surprise surprise, MS Messenger IS available on the Mac
- The keyboard isn't quite responsive enough
- Macbook pro get's REALLY hot
- Right clicking doesn't work until you change your system preferences
- You can only resize your windows with the bottom right-hand corner of the window
- Safari browser... Why bother when there's Firefox?
- File menus show up at the top of the screen, not the app. I couldn't figure out how to find the settings on any of my apps for the first two hours of ownership.
- What's with the "squiggly key"?
- File system looks like my iPod... weird.
- .dmg files vs. .exe files and "Mounting" programs as devices instead of installing them
- My regularly used shortcut and navigation keys are all different
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Is New York the natural "disaster-movie" site?
You might think that in a post-911 world, the annihilation of New York would be off-limits, but not so. The practice of destroying New York was fairly fashionable pre-911 and today it seems even more popular.
I believe that there are a few reasons for this:
- Landmarks include times square, the empire state building and the statue of liberty, what other city can match that? (Maybe London and Paris...)
- The city is really a symbol of man's power in the world, thus it's destruction represents man's weakness
- Emotional resonance: you either live there, or have at least one relative/friend who does
- The arch-rival of Los Angeles (i.e. Hollywood)... is New York.
Pre 911
- Deep Impact [Asteroid]
- The Siege [Terrorism]
- Independence Day [Alien Invasion]
- AI - Artificial Intelligence [Global Warming]
- Planet of the Apes [Smart Apes]
- The day after tomorrow [Global Warming]
- An inconvenient Truth [Global Warming]
- Heroes, Season 1 [Nuclear Explosion]
- Heroes, Season 2 [Deadly Virus]
- I am Legend [Deadly Virus]
- Cloverfield [destruction method unknown] (not yet released)
- United 93 & World Trade Center [Terrorism]
- War of the Worlds [Alien Invasion] (Well... it's in New Jersey, but that's just across the river)
Honorable mentions for partial destruction:
- Godzilla, King Kong, Gangs of New York, Armageddon, Ghostbusters I & II
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Forbes.com completely misses the point about what killed the "CD Market"
The iPod [ has ...] a proven record of disruption, with customers bypassing record stores to tap into illegal distribution networks, along with Apple's iTunes music store, to fill the up their devices.
The result: Sales of CDs fell more than 30% to 614.9 million units last year from a peak of 881.9 million in 2000, according to the Recording Industry Association.
It should be obvious to anybody that there are many root causes to the demise of the CD industry, but the iPod is not one of them, it simply did the best job of capitalizing on the opportunity. The real causes are:
- The ability to store music in MP3's, a small (reasonably) high fidelity format that could be downloaded in a few minutes over the internet.
- Napster, the first truly successful peer-to-peer music sharing network
- The fact that the studios would release CD after CD with one good song, and 12 fillers, and charge $18 for the privilege
To place the demise in the hands of the iPod gives Apple far too much credit.
Forbes goes on to say that shortly Apple will do the same thing to movie rentals that they did to CD sales, and kill blockbuster. However, there are a few key differences:
- Unlike music, movies take a long time to download, and take up a lot of hard drive space
- Watching movies at home is moving towards High definition, and even when compressed, the files are huge. Lower video quality movies (the kind that look fine on an iPod) will be of less appeal to many consumers who own an HDTV
- "Bandwith caps" on internet connections though the major internet providers are becoming pervasive, which may actually make it more expensive to download than to rent if you go over your cap.
Forbes goes on to claim that:
[The rental stores'] days might be numbered: The iPod has killed before. It will kill again.
I just have a hard time believing that this will be the case.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Is the paragraph dead?
I opened up an article about the Bhutto assassination, and found that 24 out of 34 paragraphs had only once sentence, the remaining paragraphs had two.
Meanwhile, my Canadian Business magazine had 3 - 5 sentences per paragraph, with no spacing between them.
3 - 5 would be in line with what I was taught in grade school about writing, however that was pre-internet.
I suspect that the reasoning for doing one sentence per paragraph is that it makes it easer to read in narrow 600 pixel columns, and you don't have to worry about extra paper costs like you would in print.
There are a number of other ways that writing style "rules" have been changed by the internet since I was in grade school:
- Referencing authors is no longer required, simply provide a hyperlink
- There's no such thing as a word count, use as many or as few words as it takes to get an idea across. When I started reading blogs, my mind had to get around the idea a 100 word blurb might be just as valuable as the 600 word one-pager in a typical magazine article.
- Feel free to completely omit any background details on the topic you are discussing, even if it is very recent news. If your reader wants to know more, the answers are just a Google search away.
I find it interesting that by modifying the media (from print to screen), that the rules of grammar and writing style get modified as well.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
$85,000 phone bill? Shame on you Bell...
When their son called Bell Mobility, however, he received more bad news. The bill had since climbed to $85,000 because the company was charging him on a per-kilobyte basis.
In what Bell Mobility calls a “goodwill” gesture, it offered to reduce the charges to match the best data plan available for using cellphones as a modem, according to Bell spokesman Mark Langton. He said the outstanding bill now totals $3,243.
This is of course, absurd. What makes it extra-odd is that these types of stories about cell companies seem to come out with a certain amount of regularity, and makes the telecoms like Bell look very very bad.
All it would take to prevent a PR nightmare like this would be to send a daily text message to customers giving minutes used, data used, and current running total for the month.
UPDATE: Even the American news over at news.com is picking up on this story. Global humiliation for Bell, they did it to themselves.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Competition for the Canadian Cell phone... finally
All I can say is... it's about time.
In addition to this, regulators will force existing networks to share their towers, allow roaming at commercial rates, and other consumer-friendly bonuses.
This blogger has ranted against the Canadian cell-phone establishment on a few occasions. What is interesting to see, is how this auction compares to the upcoming US spectrum bid.
In the US auction, Google is offering to bid on the spectrum simply because they want to open it up to competition (because the more people that use data on cell phones, the more mobile search services it can offer). As a condition to bid, Google tried to push the US government to adopt a number of consumer-friendly regulations for the auction.
The government decided to adopt... "a few" of the measures.
Meanwhile in Canada, the regulators a diving in head first, pushing rules that are way beyond even what Google was trying to push the US to do.
Of course, the environment in Canada is different in the US. While competition in the US among Telecoms is scarce, competition in Canada is non-existent.
With only 3 oligopolistic bedfellows (Rogers, Bell, Telus), consumers are paying the price. The regulators had to do something.
And indeed they have done something. Let the war for consumer loyalty based on service value instead of penalties begin!
Friday, November 09, 2007
Stéphane Dion slashes children... according to the Globe & Mail
Liberal Leader says his government would slash the number of children living below the poverty line over five years.
Why is Stephene Dion slashing children? Why pick on just the poor ones? And why is he going to do it for 5 years!?
What a big mean-ee.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Rogers, Bell, Telus snub Canadians... again.
The objective of the project is to make the cell phone internet market more "open", kind of like the way it doesn't matter whether you use a Compaq or a Mac to view the web. Currently service providers in North America are HIGHLY restrictive of what they let cell phone users put on their devices. They also try to control all of the data content (ex. Rogers provides music streaming to your and nobody else if you own a Rogers phone. If done right, this could be very good for consumers.
Not surprisingly, all the Canadian Cell phone providers turned down this partnership opportunity with Google. In Canada we still don't have the iPhone, and once again the Canadian Telcos are demonstrating their monopolistic anti-consumer practices by turning down Google's Android.
Monday, November 05, 2007
Fall photos on the map
I was playing around with the "Web Albums" part of Picassa, and found a really neat new feature, you can post your photos on a map! So, I tried it with my fall shots, take a look here. This would be a great way to keep track of vacation photos.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Tipping point for Apple?
Tim Cook, Apple's Chief Operating Officer stated to the press that:
Students helped account for the surge in Mac shipments, during a quarter that Cook called "the most successful back-to-school season we've ever had."
As of Friday, Apple's new operating system (Leopard) was released. I think that as of this week, Apple's little iMac has reached a "Tipping Point" in the PC industry.
In the business world, the term "Tipping Point" is used to refer to point at which a product reaches a certain level of popularity, and conditions are just right, that what were previously gradual sales begin to take off.
And the conditions are right for Apple, Consider the following:
- Windows Vista owners have played with their new computers, and are either underwhelmed or wildly dissatisfied with the upgrade. They are telling their friends.
- Mac OS Leopard just came out, users will love it (I just played with it for an hour at the Mac store). They will tell their friends.
- With the advent of browser based applications (Web 2.0), the web browser is becoming more relevant that Windows, making switching easier.
- You can run your Windows applications on a Mac.
- Brand awareness is at an all time high, thanks to the iPod.
- As of this week, we are no longer waiting for Apple to release products (the iPhone and Leopard have arrived).
- Microsoft is distracted with the Google threat instead of focusing on it's core business, software.
- In the hit show 24, the bad guys use PCs, the good guys use iMacs.
There are only two things left that are holding them back:
- Price - Still really high compared to a PC
- Distribution - It's hard to find an Apple store (In Canada), and the big box stores hide iMacs in the back, keeping the PCs prominently on display
